Carbondog The legend

In the beginning, there were but a few dreamers

e and Mel learned to code, poorly

But e was a visionary, with ideas, and Mel was an alcoholic riding the peak of the Ballmer curve

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Giant robot

Cyber cafe

For a time, all was well, and the community thrived

But the prosperity was not to go untested…

A car crash gave new meaning to the Car-B-Que

For some time we wandered, not fully understanding the impacts that car crash would have on the world

On separate paths… all sensing a disturbance in the force

As time went on, it became obvious that the Car-B-Que set in motion a series of unfathomably tragic events

Pandemics

A robot revolution

But then, just when things looked darkest, a savior appeared

Elon Musk

One homeless African-American man, rumored by many to be Carbondog’s mysterious founder, “e”

Destined to save the world

After our hero saved the world, defeating the fun police with his unfunny tweets, he bravely shut down Twitter and issued an order:

and now…

We’re so back

Appreciate